Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Do Do Do Do, I Have Poo!


Birdie, Birdie in the sky
Dropped a dew drop in my eye
I won't laugh and I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

Last night the hubbs and I attended our Elder's Quorum BBQ. It was fun. The hamburgers were great!

There isn't much seating at the park we went to and so I was glad to find a relatively open picnic table. We sat down and I was playing with Shanna, our friends daughter. I then felt something hit my shoulder, but didn't think anything of it, because the trees we were sitting under had acorns on them.

I turned to say something to my hubby and felt something wet on my neck. I started freaking out (silently of course) saying: "Get it off!!! Get it off!!" I could tell he wanted to laugh. I asked him what had been on me and he was hesitant to tell me. Just before he told me, I heard the flutter of wings from the culprit taking flight and moving elsewhere to wreak havoc on some other poor soul.

Yes, folks, I had been shat upon.

I guess this proves that some days you step in it, some days you step around it, and some days it lurks high above waiting until that perfect moment to strike!

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Oh no! My friend was shat on on her wedding day, all over her dress. She just laughed it off!

April said...

Oh, Tammy! If you are not being funny, something funny is happening to you. (that's a compliment) I had no idea that happened to you. I'm so sorry that you got pooped on. I still love you.

Nonna Beach said...

Ewwww...I would've freaked out too ! No wonder I see so many people with umbrellas in the springtime...it's not the hot sun, it's the flying poop overhead ! LOL

The Head Eagle said...

Eww! I would have freaked out!

R Max said...

I'm sorry, I have no sympathy. I just have advice... when admiring the sunset with face upturned, do NOT open your mouth.

That's all I'm gonna say.

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