Monday, February 2, 2009

Bearded Lady

So, I have decided on a new career path. The picture should give you a hint!! Kristina P. wrote about this, and with all the comments she had, I was glad to see that I am not alone.

I thought GUYS were the ones that were supposed to have the beards!! It is a very sneaky process. One day, you are washing your face or putting on your makeup... you feel something a little scratchy on your chin. You get really close to the mirror, or get the magnifier mirror and you see one lone black, coarse hair, just looking right back up at you with a little innocent grin. It's just so smug standing there, while you are completely oblivious to it's devious plans for facial domination.

You then proceed to grab the tweezers and pluck that sucker right out. You think "gotcha little fella" and go about your day with nary a thought about it again.

Before you know it, one day your hand grazes your chin for some unknown reason and KABLAM!!!! Your chin feels like you've been soaking it Rogaine!!!!! What the @$!&$?!?!?!?

Can you just hear the music from the shower scene in Psycho????? I am actually shuddering.

Now, my pretties, pair that experience up with PCOS. I am telling you, if I were brave enough to let it grow, I could sell it on the black market and be set for life.

6 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I had several people suggest that I get checked out for PCOS. I don't have any of the other symptoms.

Now excuse me, I have to shave now.

Lynn said...

I suggest an "As Seen on TV, Tweezzie"...hurts the first time you use it (well, ok, every time but it beats hot wax or plucking) and gets rid of those awful, stubborn hairs in a flash..only $19.99 + tax and you don't have to hear that big mouth Billy Mays hawking it ! LOL

Tammy said...

I have something like the Tweezie, these little disc things spin and yank the hair out. It hurts!! But I still use it. I went through laser hair removal. They even gave me the ultra super heavy duty settings... didn't even phase it. I got all my money back.

So, for now, my trusty Venus Divine razor helps out quite a bit.

wendy said...

OH yea, I found the one demon of a wiry hair on my chinny chin chin that keeps coming back.........

April said...

Here here on the laser hair removal....I've been having it done for 2 years now - luckily the place I went to has a 2 year guarantee. I only hope I get results during my 3rd year right? I've had some SUPER crazy treatments (you know the kind of pain that makes ya sweat) and not much happens afterwards.

R Max said...

When can I expect this to happen? I want to be prepared with my depilatories...

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