I CAVED

Yep. I finally caved to peer pressure. I now am on facebook. If you are, lemme know and we can friend each other! I am still learning how it works, so any help would be appreciated.

Gross Foods

OK, I was blogstalking at lunch and found this post at Shark Bait's Blog about food issues and thought I would post one myself. Yes, I am shameless, but I am giving her props!

Foods I can't stand:

1. Mushrooms - cannot eat them. Haven't been able to since I was a kid. They are slimy and gross and they are FUNGUS!! The same way Athlete's Foot is fungus!

2. End Milk - You know that little bit of milk that sits on the bottom of the jug, it's not quite enough to make a full glass. Ugh.

3. End Bread - Too dry. No flavor, yuck.

4. Okra - Boiled, fried, it's all gross.

5. Caviar - Never had it, never will. What is the difference between that and what you get at Floyd's Bait and Tackle besides the price tag?

6. Wet Yolk Fried Eggs - I love them scrambled, but cannot do fried, unless you break the yolk. With "sunny side up" the eggs are ALWAYS snotty. I am gagging just thinking about them.

7. Peaches - If they are peeled, I am fine. But that hairy skin?!?!? I shudder. Really.

8. Smoked Oysters - The hubs loves them on crackers, but they look like big, gray loogies.

9. Cantaloupe - I LOVE, LOVE LOVE the smell, but cannot eat them. I can do watermelon, but only in small doses.

10. Those "Bloomin Onions" - Greasy, nasty abominations, and the dipping sauce, don't even get me started.

11. Black Licorice - Nuf said

12. Scallops - They are rubbery and horrid.


What about you? What foods are gross?

Grumble Grumble Grumble

UGH!!!!! The hubs and I went with some friends to see Coraline at the movies. We unknowingly sat in front of some high school kids. Our first clue of what was to be a constant annoyance was some girls who were talking all through the previews. No, they weren't whispering and trying to be polite, they were talking FULL VOLUME.

I thought they would stop once the movie began. Was I ever wrong. They continued to make their STUPID, USELESS comments. I finally turned around and shushed them. Did that work?!? OH NO!! My friend turned around and had to tell them to be quiet. THAT finally worked.

I thought the ordeal was over.

Then these other kids started making stupid comments for the rest of the movie. WHY didn't I say anything you ask? They were a little to far away and I would have had to scream at them.

ANYWAY... Needless to say, I was irritated and found it very hard to really enjoy the movie.

I would have flashed them my angry look (see above..) but it would have been too much for them to handle.


Has this happened to anyone else? What did you do about it?

Bearded Lady

So, I have decided on a new career path. The picture should give you a hint!! Kristina P. wrote about this, and with all the comments she had, I was glad to see that I am not alone.

I thought GUYS were the ones that were supposed to have the beards!! It is a very sneaky process. One day, you are washing your face or putting on your makeup... you feel something a little scratchy on your chin. You get really close to the mirror, or get the magnifier mirror and you see one lone black, coarse hair, just looking right back up at you with a little innocent grin. It's just so smug standing there, while you are completely oblivious to it's devious plans for facial domination.

You then proceed to grab the tweezers and pluck that sucker right out. You think "gotcha little fella" and go about your day with nary a thought about it again.

Before you know it, one day your hand grazes your chin for some unknown reason and KABLAM!!!! Your chin feels like you've been soaking it Rogaine!!!!! What the @$!&$?!?!?!?

Can you just hear the music from the shower scene in Psycho????? I am actually shuddering.

Now, my pretties, pair that experience up with PCOS. I am telling you, if I were brave enough to let it grow, I could sell it on the black market and be set for life.

Ow

Migraines Suck.