Monday, September 6, 2010

I Was Totally Violated at Lowe's

Earlier tonight we went to Lowe's to look at storm doors. It never fails, I always have to use the bathroom when we go out. (I go before we leave, but my bladder must like variety or something.)

So, when we arrived at Lowe's, I went to the back of the store to find the bathroom. I entered and since I was the only one in there, I literally checked every stall to find the cleanest one. (Since it is a public restroom, it was just choosing the lesser evil)

I enter my chosen stall and proceed to "do my business", when I hear someone come in. She does HER business and as she was leaving, I heard the door open and didn't hear it close right away. I look up through the little crack and see her staring at me!!!!!!

Our eyes locked for about 3 seconds and then she walked out. I was too shocked to say anything. (Luckily, my lady bits were covered)

The worst thing is..... SHE DIDN'T WASH HER HANDS!!!!!!!!!!


Shirley said...

That is Hillarious!!!!!!!

Nonna Beach said...

Ewwwwwwww...2 more reasons why I don't like public bathrooms !

Doug & April said...

HAHAHAHA!!! People are out of their minds. I work in the WEIRDEST building with the WEIRDEST people. There's a woman who sits on the toilet on her phone ALL DAY, I swear. Every time I (or my coworkers) go to the bathroom, she's sitting on the toilet on her phone. It's SO annoying. So we flush the toilets a million times and one coworker actually shut off the lights on her way out LOL. I see/hear plenty of people walk out without washing their hands; I don't get it....and the BEST is most of them are nursing or respiratory therapist students!!! SICKOS!! Maybe one got loose and made it all the way to your Lowe's!

Auntie April said...

That is both nasty and disturbing.

Katie @ said...

That is hilarious! You should post an ad on craigslist in the personals letting her know you want to find!

Missy said...


Victoria said...

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