Yep... that was me on Thursday (except I wasn't wearing heels, I was wearing my orthopedic sandals). I went to the movies to see Eclipse (solo, because the hubby had to work). After using the restroom (and yes... washing my hands. I do practice good hygiene!) I left the theater and heard this woman calling: "Ma'am!" (I guess I am too old to be "Miss" now, maybe it's the orthopedic sandals...) several times. I finally turned around and the woman pointed at my feet and upon glancing down.... there it was.... a 3 foot trail of toilet paper stuck to my left shoe.
Yeah... good times....
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